Heard and Observed III

Let's just make it to kindergarten, shall we?:

Ian: I'm never going to college
Me: Why Ian?
Ian: Because I don't want to make new friends

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Yes true, but:

At a friend's house for a BBQ, Ian ate 3 hot dogs (two of them with buns!):

Steve: Ian, are you full?
Ian: No, I'm 4

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But how will they know to come?

During our time in Orlando, having a conversation with my mom:

Ian: Mom-mom, I am going to throw you a SURPRISE party for your birthday. We are going to get you a cake and a pinata.

Me: Ian, why are you telling Mom-mom about her party if you want it to be a surprise?

Ian: Because it is a surprise for her friends.

Me: Oh


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Grandma and Grandpa Toppall came for the weekend to take care of the kids:

Ian notices that Grandma wears her shoes all day long in the house (a concept very foreign to a mostly barefoot Ian).

Ian: Grandma, you need to take your shoes off before going to bed, because we only wear socks or feet.


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On the way to Burke Lake Park, Ian points out to Grandma and Grandpa where Bailey is being boarded for the weekend:

Ian: Bailey is staying over there with his friends. He only plays with the medium and big-size dogs because the puppies no longer like him.


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