Here's a little tale from the Crypt

The Crazy Man:  We need to call the FBI.  I think I received a fraudulent letter and I want them to take a look at it.  

Me:  Ok.  How important is this?

The Crazy Man:  Let's do it tomorrow.

Me:  Ok.

 The next day --

Me:  Do you still want me to call the FBI?

The Crazy Man:  Yes!  This is very important.  I am almost certain it is a fraudulent letter.

Me:  Do you have a copy of the letter?  Because I don't have it.

The Crazy Man:  No, I can't find it.

Me:  Um...(REALLY!?!?!?  OMG!).... the FBI's first question is going to be to show them the letter.

The Crazy Man:  Yeah, your right.  Let's do this another day then.

Me:  Ok.

Seriously, I can't make this stuff up.  :)