Mommy Meltdowns: Tales from the Pandemic 2

Sunday, April 5, 2020

Tales from the Pandemic 2

There have been so many memes on FaceBook that are hilarious and does a great job of capturing what this time in our lives is like.

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'I WONDER IF TARGET MISSES ME TOO'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands? ??'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'AFTER ALL THE STUPID THINGS I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE IF I DIE BECAUSE I TOUCHED MY FACE I'M GONNA BE PISSED'

Image may contain: one or more people, possible text that says 'I think that when the dust settles, we will realize how little we need, how very much we actually have, and the true value of human connection. becomingmınımalist'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'MY MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME I WOULDN'T AMOUNT TO ANYTHING LYING ON THE SOFA...AN .AND YET HERE I AM, SAVING THE WORLD.'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'The longer this goes on, the harder it's going to be to return to a society where pants are required.'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'dad, the lunch lady said some really bad words today son, your mom is under a lot of stress these days...'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'In case you lost track, today is March 97th'

Image may contain: water and outdoor, possible text that says 'There is a massive upside to all this self isolation. With less travel, less pollution and less human activity, the earth is healing and recovering.T This was Detroit this morning. 20'

Image may contain: one or more people, possible text that says 'At home coloring my hair'

Image may contain: 1 person, meme, possible text that says 'IF YOU SEE ME IN A BIKINI THIS SUMMER LOOKING LIKE THIS... MIND YOUR BUSINESS, I WAS QUARENTINED WITH A KITCHEN FULL OF FOOD'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Gwenyth Paltrow said in an interview we should take this time to learn a new language or write a book. just shook chip crumbs out of my bra & don't know what day it is. I'm fairly certain I'm not going to attempt either of these things.'

Image may contain: one or more people, possible text that says 'Me looking out the window at my car wishing I could drive to Target and spend two hours browsing aisles, touching everything, and buying things don't need.'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'YOU THOUGHT DOGS WERE HARD TO TRAIN? LOOK AT ALL THE HUMANS THAT CAN'T SIT AND STAY'

Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'A HUGE SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE GROCE WORKERS OUT THERE! SAVE MART'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'HOPE THE WEATHER IS GOOD TOMORROW FOR MY TRIP TO PUERTO BACKYARDA. I'M GETTING TIRED OF LOS LIVINGROOM.'

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'sun gazing com AMEN MY BODY HAS ABSORBED SO MUCH SOAP AND DISINFECTANT LATELY, THAT WHEN I PEE IT CLEANS THE TOILET.'

Image may contain: 1 person, possible text that says 'DUI CHECKPOINT BETWEEN HALLWAY & LIVING ROOM'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'So, after this quarantine... will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me...or do I call them...o how will this work?'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'I'M DONE WITH MY 90-DAY TRIAL OF 2020. How DO I CANCEL MY MEMBERSHIP?'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'The whole country would be tested by midnight, if Chic-Fil-A was running the drive thru testing centers. #eatmorchikin'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Kenny Rodgers dippin in the middle of the Apocalypse is the most "Know when to fold them" shit ever.'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Sam Spencer @choosesam I've now been alive in six decades: The 1980s The 1990s The 2000s The 2010s The 2020s March'

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'And the world came together as the people stayed apart terifer Wagne'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'WONDERING WHAT I SHOULD WEAR TO THE COUCH TONIGHT?'

Image may contain: meme, possible text that says 'THAT'S THE SIXTH WALK TODAY WTF IS A CORONA'

Image may contain: possible text that says '"Saw my neighbor Tammy out early this morning scraping the 'My Kid is a Terrific Student' sticker off her minivan. Guess that first week of homeschooling didn't go so well."'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Kinda starting to understand why pets try to run out of the house when the front door opens'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Feels like we're 3-4 weeks away from learning everyone's real hair color'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'All these kids been learning Common Core math, bout to learn how to "Carry the One" from their new homeschool teachers.'

Image may contain: possible text that says 'Your grandparents were called to war. You're being called to sit on your couch. You can do this.'

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Image may contain: possible text that says 'You do realize if Kevin Bacon tests positive, we're all screwed.'

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