In case anyone thinks The Crazy Man is only crazy, please know he is also very calculating.
In preparation for a move and the fact he will be throwing out a ton of stuff that is no longer of any value, he has a written a letter to his neighborhood conservancy office telling the executive director what a fabulous job the trash pick-up people do each week.
Mind you, this is the first time in all the years The Crazy Man has felt compelled to write a letter praising their work but he never really needed them like he does now. He knows he'll be putting to the curb more trash than usual and stuff of various sizes most likely not approved for pick-up.
The Crazy Man feels if he can tell everyone who matters they are doing a great job, they will be most likely to pick up everything he throws out.
Yep, this is how he operates. He is always thinking of the best way to make things happen in his favor. And writing a letter is always his first step.