Heard and Observed XII

Ian hears the ding of the toaster oven go off while I am in the kitchen getting dinner made.

Ian (yelling from the downstairs): IS THAT GARLIC BREAD?
Me: Yes.
Ian: CAN I HAVE A PIECE?
Me: Of course.
Ian: GLUTEN-FREE OR NOT?
Me: It's gluten-free.
Ian: NEVERMIND!!

A few minutes later, Ian comes upstairs to the kitchen.

Ian: My body is running low on the non-gluten-free garlic bread. We need to get more in this house right away.

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WOWEEE!!!!

While in the car, driving to Kids N Motion (a bounce place in Woodbridge).

The time on the clock radio says: 9:37am.

Ian: How much longer until we get there?
Me: About 15 minuntes.
Ian (he replies almost instantaneously): Well, we have 23 minutes to get there by 10:00.