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Monday, July 25, 2011

Uncharttered Territory

Sam (pointing to her private area down below):  What is this?

Me:  Your vagina  (I think its best to be honest and use the correct terminology.  Took us awhile to get Ian to stop using the word "wee-wee".)

Sam:  My vagina?

Me:  Yes, girls have vaginas and boys have penises

Sam:  What does mommy have?

Me:  Vagina

Sam:  Ian?

Me:  Penis

Sam:  Daddy?

Me:  Penis

Sam:  The Wiggles?

Me:  They all have penises.

Sam:  Princesses?

Me:  They all have vaginas.

Sam:  Darth Vader?

Me:  Penis

Sam:  Ok.

As long as we got the important characters covered.  Hopefully she won't go to camp today and tell the kids what she learned this morning.

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