Heard and Observed IX

Ian watching a Monster Jam Rally on the Speed channel:
"That is the most beautiful turn I've ever seen."

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Ian: Momma, you should try a new hairstyle.
Me: Really? Ian, what kind should I do?
Ian: You should do a 'bump it'. You know what that is, right? It takes this hair that hangs down and puts it up way high. I think that would look good. Have you seen that commercial?

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Sam waking up from a nap and is very angry:
Ian: That didn't work out like it was supposed to.

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Ian and I discussing how long Sam has been asleep for her afternoon nap.
Ian: Sam waking up at 4:30pm would be good. Sam waking up at 5:00pm would be great.

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